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Best Breast Contest — Black

$50.00

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  • Free shippingOn US orders $100+
  • Ships in 48 hoursTracked via USPS
  • 14-day returnsUnworn, tags on
Product details

The Best Breast Contest Tee is a black, short-sleeve crew neck with a boxy fit. A vintage flyer-style collage fills the front, headed BEST BREAST CONTEST over rows of illustrated contestants in sashes, with a pink blackletter Romance across the middle and St. Thomas, U.S.V.I. at the base. A white woven Dead Romance label sits inside the neck.

  • Black short-sleeve crew neck, boxy fit
  • Front print: vintage flyer-style contest collage
  • Pink blackletter “Romance” across the middle
  • Unisex S–XL: chest 18–24 in, length 28–31 in (flat)
  • White woven Dead Romance neck label
Shipping & returns

Every order ships within 48 hours. US orders go USPS with tracking, and shipping is free on US orders $100+. We ship internationally too.

Return unworn items with tags attached, in the original packaging, within 14 days of delivery: email contactdeadromance@gmail.com with your order number. No exchanges; shipping fees are non-refundable.

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Size guide

Standard unisex tee sizing. Measurements in inches, tee laid flat, and approximate.

Size Chest (flat) Length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31

Stuck between sizes? Lay a tee you own flat, measure the chest, match it to the closest number above.

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